Pretzel Bitch

Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.

Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.

by Thegreatwallofchena December 18, 2015

Pretzel Fuck

A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.

Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.

by Nodnarb332 March 26, 2017

Hungarian Pretzel

When one lays around like a pair of laced shoes whilst having a dick in their ear.

Prepare to relax like a Hungarian Pretzel later tonight.

by Tconley6969 December 24, 2021

Dirty pretzel

The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel

Me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad

by elexis69 November 14, 2016

Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.

"You are such a moist pretzel!"

by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

Pretzel Paradox

When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.

Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.

by Cadene20 April 26, 2019

Pretzel Catcher

A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.

Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.

by T-Dawg2017 September 20, 2018