Pretzel Bitch

Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.
Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.
by Thegreatwallofchena October 24, 2015
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Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019
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speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.
Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
by NamelessKiller July 24, 2015
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Pretzel Fuck

A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.
Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.
by Nodnarb332 March 27, 2017
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Lesbian Pretzel

When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.
Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*
by TheGoatest23 August 01, 2019
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Compton Pretzel

The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.
"Hey Booka, wanna make a Compton pretzel with me n Phallap?"
by Phallap 'n' Gurrat September 24, 2014
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Dirty pretzel

The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel
Me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad
by elexis69 November 14, 2016
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