Presidential Portrait

Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.

The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.

by Talos_Auto September 3, 2023

presidential

The stupidest thing you ever heard. Babbling moron.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning,"

Sir that was the stupidest thing I ever heard. You sounded presidential.

by Pseudo Nyhm April 25, 2020

Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

Presidential Consummation

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.

“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”

by remmytherat4 July 13, 2022

presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.

It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.

by YAWA November 17, 2023

Presidential

Some rich men pay good money for hot Russian girls to pee on them

One might say he received the Presidential treatment

by fkfrtwttr March 21, 2024

Presidential N64

The N64 that the President plays while the illuminati does all his/her work for them.

Hey, new information about the presidential N64 was just released.

Really?! What does it look like?

Like a N64. Duh.

by bob saget4444 May 17, 2017