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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
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Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
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A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election
Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag
by BeanSucc January 7, 2021
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Presidential treatment

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.
Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.
by Ihatemakingnewnames January 21, 2021
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presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.
It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.
by YAWA November 17, 2023
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Presidential Candidate

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate
by horse23789 February 2, 2024
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Pulling a presidential

"'Pulling a Presidential' describes the tactless action of aggressively seizing a woman's vulva in an attempted display of dominance. Inspired by former President Trump's infamous and disrespectful 'grab her by the p***y' comment.
John got caught 'pulling a Presidential' at the office party.
by PickleLizard91 December 1, 2023
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