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Gaybook Predator

A male homosexual who utilizes the popular social network Facebook to make advances on his prey. Prey, in this case, are other members of Facebook that the Predator sees as desirable and available. The Gaybook Predator is characterized as having little concern for the privacy of others, freely making inquiries into the sexual preferences of others in an effort to see who he can hunt. After finding a target, he tends to make pseudo-friendly and vapid responses, to appear approachable, and make the prey feel more intelligent. The Gaybook Predator is consistently bad news.

Note: Definition is not necessarily related to the actual Gaybook.
Clarence: "There's this guy who keeps messaging me on Facebook. He kept asking me if I was guy, but he seems nice. Kind of dopy though"
Tom: "Gaybook Predator! AVOID AVOID AVOID"
Gaybook Predator by Cyrus0 August 18, 2011
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The Predator 

You pull out and stand over your partner while they yell, "Come on! I'm here! Do it!", until you supersoak her.

Bonus points if you are Carl Weathers.
Last night we were sooo drunk we went at it for a while and before you know it, we were into The Predator for the big finish.
The Predator by Mr. Fontana March 12, 2009

apex sexual predator 

A being of Supreme Sexuality, Possibly includes a 12 ft Dick
Ho boy, that T-Rex is a apex sexual predator, with his 20ft Shaft

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping
mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

pink predator 

A new drug, commonly used by high schoolers that will get you high af
Max: Hey dude do you want some Pink Predator?

Kelly: Hell yeah, I love a Pink Predator high.
Sam: Its the best drug on the street

Table predator 

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
Table predator by moyce April 19, 2018