colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

plotlander

A member of plotland and the Lost Cult. They are thick skinned, outspoken, opinionated, yet intelligent people. They battle an occasional civil war and trust no one. "The others" who want to become a plotlander must undergo a harsh and brutal hazing before acceptance. This is when they stand strong and united as a group. They are misunderstood and hated by most outsiders.

Turn ons: Sex, food, booze, power, cowbells, nudity, comedy and drama.

Turn offs: work, trolls, George, mods, mpds, Imps, clothes, racism and excessive nonstop drama.

1.Those friggin plotlanders got the chat room closed on OG!
2. I am a plotlander, lick my feet now beotch!

by Evil Shelly December 14, 2008

Poland

German jailbait. Not kidding all German countries wanna fuck Poland. But they end up getting in {jail} because they {raped} her. 1st Germany Nazi Germany and the Reightangle,and even more.

"Omg I wanna fuck Poland" said Nazi Germany but soon gets in jail after raping Poland.

by Japanisawesome January 27, 2019

Poland

Easily assimilated nation, sucks at war and got bent over. 10/10 would not visit again or ever. Poles are fun to look at except when they're looking back at then you run. Their boy scouts hit a rough patch around 1940 and didn't quite return.

Those Poland people are dumb

by Dan the pole hating man June 11, 2018

Polack Holmes

A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.

"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."

"No kidding, Polack Holmes."

by Shmingus Dingus October 9, 2009

You forgot Poland

Reply to someone pointing out a dinky little detail that you didn't mention, but which is basically irrelevant, to demonstrate what a completely anal-retentive idiot you consider them to be. From the George W. Bush comment to Senator John Kerry in the 2004 American election debates.

You: "Of course, James Bond was played by Roger Moore, Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan."
Anal-Retentive Idiot: "You forgot George Lazenby."
You: "Yeah, well, you forgot Poland."

by Kit and Caboodle August 25, 2005

Poland

I won't write you about economy, history and stuff...
We have pretty girls (ussually blondes with nice, huge you-know-what. Examples? Check out Izabella Scorupco- Bond's girl from "Goldeneye"), we have the best vodka on the world (like Sobieski), and our beer is nice too (honoured with medals). Our beer is ussually 5-10% and has a deep golden brown colour (not like american light yellow water beer's). Check our best: Tyskie, Zywiec, Lech or Warka.

And (inspite of what U americans think of us) we are quite smart ;) Any examples: You have to have a special net dictionary to know where Poland is (CENTRAL Europe not East), and i am pretty sure, that everyone in Poland know where USA is, and can show it on the map... U'll say "It is big- everybody knows it), but we have to know smaller countries too, you know... :) And I'm doubtfull, that U all can show on the map where is Republik of Congo, Zair, Sumathra or Sri Lanka... ;)
Anyway it is a big and fast-growing country.
And by the way- you have polish jokes- nice... We don't have to have US Jokes - we are just visiting sites like that!

Show me on the map where is Maroko, without checking on the internet, and than I am pretty shure that U r from Poland ;)

by Pole December 28, 2005