potential

an underage girl/guy you would fuck, but are too ashamed to say because you'll feel like a pedo.

instead of "i'd fuck her", you say, "she's got potential"

by david March 17, 2004

Potentially

An answer you can give to your "friends" when they ask you to hang out, but you don't want to. So instead of saying no, you lead them on like a no good thirsty hoe who wants your dick but looks like big foot.

Person 1: You wanna ball tomorrow?
Person 2: potentially

Person 1: I'll take that as a no. Fuck you too.

by MRxMUFFINxMAN April 17, 2017

Handbag Potential

The ability of a male to make females jealous of his girlfriend, through physical attractiveness.
Relates to the jealousy created by a girl having a better handbag than her friends.

OMG that hotdog selling guy has amazing handbag potential!

Sure James is smart, but his handbag potential is way lower than Brads.

by Swiffyd October 1, 2012

Ponentially

1. The state of having potential without quite knowing whether or not to verify the possibility of their being potential in the first place.

(Don't confuse yourself, just read the definition again.)

2. Used to point out the possibility of though with a degree of hesitation that warrants typographical error.

Even though they enjoyed sharing a drink and a chat, the couple could only ponentially have had made anything more of it than that.

by A. N. Fizzle January 23, 2009

Human Polenta-pede Burger

A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

fat potentiality

When a girl is not fat, and at this point in time she's usually do-able, if not hot, but you know deep down that at some point in her life, she's gonna be fat. It's just inevitable.

Dude 1: Hey man, you still dating that chick Lisa?

Dude 2: Yeah, I really like her, but I don't know about long term. I mean, she totally has fat potentiality.

by SammyMFB October 17, 2007

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

by rashakash June 26, 2008