noun (colloquial)
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
noun:
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
by CochonsurVelo November 29, 2013
Get the Poot mug.verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;
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"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
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by Brett Lu Pone October 31, 2005
Get the Pooter Pudding mug.Definition of {Pooter} is a Fat Fuck heavy From. Tf2 that equip the sandvich for the secondary slot to heal teammates or use it for itself. there are
{Default Pooter} is the Pooter who tries to help the team by throwing the sandvich towards teammates with 6/10 chance of the teammate dying anyway from miss calculations of timing.
{Friendly Pooter} is the Pooter who is retarded and will heal both teams and 5/10 chance of giving the enemy team an advantage and the Pooter dying in the process.
{Chad Pooter} is the Pooter who is skilled at being the Pooter. the Pooter will have 10/10 chance healing teammates without them dying in the process, and will buttfuck the medic a lot.
{Poor Pooter} is a Pooter who does not use the sandvich and only use the Dalokohs Bar or Second Banana to heal teammates with less health.
"Bad Pooter" is a Pooter who can never be good at healing teammates and when they try to there is a 3/10 chance of the teammate dies in the process from very terrible miss calculations.
"Braindead Pooter" is a Pooter who has no IQ and will never heal teammates because how new to the game, probably wearing the gibus, and pyrovision goggles. and never learned to throw the sandvich.
{Default Pooter} is the Pooter who tries to help the team by throwing the sandvich towards teammates with 6/10 chance of the teammate dying anyway from miss calculations of timing.
{Friendly Pooter} is the Pooter who is retarded and will heal both teams and 5/10 chance of giving the enemy team an advantage and the Pooter dying in the process.
{Chad Pooter} is the Pooter who is skilled at being the Pooter. the Pooter will have 10/10 chance healing teammates without them dying in the process, and will buttfuck the medic a lot.
{Poor Pooter} is a Pooter who does not use the sandvich and only use the Dalokohs Bar or Second Banana to heal teammates with less health.
"Bad Pooter" is a Pooter who can never be good at healing teammates and when they try to there is a 3/10 chance of the teammate dies in the process from very terrible miss calculations.
"Braindead Pooter" is a Pooter who has no IQ and will never heal teammates because how new to the game, probably wearing the gibus, and pyrovision goggles. and never learned to throw the sandvich.
"Hey You Pooter" means that someone wants your special attention.
"fucken Pooter" means a Mad Fuck from the other team pissed off that he can't kill you while you are eating and the enemy dies in the process or your teammate is pissed off from you not healing your teammate and eat In front of them and teammate dies in the process.
"Thanks Pooter" Means that your Teammate/enemy hade a great time with you
"broke Pooter" means your Teammate is disappointed in you for using the Dalokohs or Second Banana for healing them.
"Retard Pooter" Means that you can not heal teammates and never learn how to throw the sandvich.
"fucken Pooter" means a Mad Fuck from the other team pissed off that he can't kill you while you are eating and the enemy dies in the process or your teammate is pissed off from you not healing your teammate and eat In front of them and teammate dies in the process.
"Thanks Pooter" Means that your Teammate/enemy hade a great time with you
"broke Pooter" means your Teammate is disappointed in you for using the Dalokohs or Second Banana for healing them.
"Retard Pooter" Means that you can not heal teammates and never learn how to throw the sandvich.
by Hoovybro2001 June 13, 2023
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by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011
Get the pootato mug.Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !
Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?
Guy: To hang with me ?
Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !
Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-
Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?
Guy: To hang with me ?
Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !
Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-
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