pooninite

One who is greatly in-tune to the art of POON. A man who can Mac like no other. Generally known as a pimp, and looked up to by the lower male class.

Damn Andy, you are indeed a Pooninite.

by B. Sasquatch May 31, 2005

poontana

poontang that you score in the state of Montana

Friend 1 : When I went to Montana, I scored some major poontang.
Friend 2 : Do you mean poontana?

by Jake Goldsborough and Dilton Austin July 11, 2006

poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003

Poonis

A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs

Beck "Jack is so sexy"
Bethany "What?! He is a poonis!"
Beck "Eww. Nevermind"

by GoofyNoofyIRL July 29, 2020

Poonis

The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.

"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."

by jonnycocksucker July 25, 2009

Poontangus

sim. to poontang. a vagina. or the temporary inhabitation of said vagina by one's penis. or, in a lesbian context, the extreme nearness of other vaginas.

"i need to go get me some poontangus, so i'll have to stop writing this example."

by bob mikabob October 24, 2005

poonin

to go hunting for poon. going to the bars in search of a one night stand.

tonight is man night and we are gonna go to IC and go poonin!

by Benny Biceps October 3, 2007