pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

kuti di poonch

kuti = female dog
poonch = tail
kuti di poonch = bitch's tail

Something useless and funny.

Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"

by Luddu Singh August 27, 2007

Poonce

Poonce: The smell of ones butt crack sweat.

It was a hot day at the beach,even after my shower, I could still smell the scent of poonce on my fingers.

by Cdub0627 July 23, 2017

pooniversary

The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.

What are the ass beads and rubber fist for?
Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?

by Greg Toland April 19, 2018

poolick

A very famous Canadian author, Jason Poolick, mostly known for writing clever poo stories found across the internet.

Hi guys,

Here's a story for you:

Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."

So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.

I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.

We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.

Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.

With Love,

Jason Poolick

by Johnny P Smith August 10, 2006

Poonis

person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis

nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis

by kingsexy December 14, 2002

Poonis

A poonis is a penis which pees out poo.

Guy 1: Did you see that shit that came out of that poonis?
Guy 2: Ya that was craaaaaaazy!

by The poonis June 8, 2010