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pook

A mangy rat-like creature. It has large grasping jaws with many incisors. It's said in ancient Podian historical records that the Pooks manifest into this form by combining human blood with the corpses of nutria that have drowned in the East Ganges River. It measures anywhere from 14 to 28" in length. One body will often multiply into 3 or more smaller beings, thus making it hard to determine a standard size. They feed on any living thing that can be heard, and have a very hard time using other senses.
As Harshul was collecting his river bells to journey home, he was suddenly torn into pieces by a gaggle of pooks.
by jerohme spye November 4, 2006
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pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.
Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007
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Pook

when a girl's clevage is coming out
'to pook out'
by Schuyler January 10, 2003
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pookie

Nickname given to the man of my dreams. Used to show love and affection for him, as well as appreciation for all that he does. He truly is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
Is you is...or is you ain't my pookie for life?

I love my pookie!
by Poopsie June 18, 2006
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pook

to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out
after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.
by kendall October 28, 2004
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Pookey-Tim

Verb; Versatile verb used in conjunction with sexual inuendo
".....So I pookey-Tim'd her..."
"She was going down on me so I pulled out and pookey-tim'd all over her face"
"What the Pookey-Tim is going on here!"
"She bent over and I gave her the good old Pookey-Tim"
by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004
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princess pookie

Typical spoiled white chick who likes to be doted on and flirts with every guy including the office cake eater. Drives lesbians crazy and is typically drunk on weekends.
She is sooo princess pookie. She gets whatever she wants!
by Caker Eater May 24, 2006
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