Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

Beef Nigga Penis

Beef Nigga Penis is when your penis is bigger than a cow

Guy 1:Wow bro you got a Beef Nigga Penis
Guy 2: Yeah I know

by Bruhmoment696969 July 19, 2019

mushroom head penis

A penis with a very large head

" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."

by Willhelmina Plowes January 26, 2010

penis

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004

penis cousins

a person who has had sex with the same girl as you is your penis cousin.

You Screwed her? Holy shit! WE're penis cousins!

by octavius March 9, 2004

jesus penis

An extremely amazing penis which is not only long, but has girth and is pretty to look at.

"Dude, kyle has got a jesus penis!"

by kkbabi April 12, 2010

Penis Repellent

A natural repellent that certain females tend to excrete. It causes males to be driven away from said female, resulting in her lack of sex. Examples of penis repellent are but are not limited to: being but ugly, smelling like rancid pussy, or even if she is the sexiest person you've ever seen, she may be a total bitch. That alone qualifies as instant penis repellent

Rndm Guy: Look! I don't care how fucking sexy you may be, you need to drop that bitch attitude if you ever want to stop excreting penis repellent!!!!! *Sexy chick flashes tits* Rndm Guy: Your wish is my command...

by Xero _ Manifest January 20, 2011