Politics

A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.

Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.

by Ren Tsune October 18, 2012

politics

The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

by Not Proud to be an American February 11, 2007

politics

A vast leftwing conspiracy.

see communism , socialism ,satanism , etc.

by Bobzilla February 11, 2007

politics

Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed

politics is raping you up the bunghole

by fuck the NWO February 11, 2007

Facebook Politics

Occurs when there is an election in the near future, and everyone uses facebook to describe their political allegiances and affiliations. Usually results in many chatting bullshit and things they read from Wikipedia.

Man 1: Oh My God, a conservative government would be awful.
Man 2: Why?!
Man 1: Err......Thatcher?
Man 2: Fucking Facebook Politics

Man 1: No way! Obama is such a communist!
Man 2: Do you know what a communist is?
Man 1: Isn't it like a Nazi?
Man 2: Pff...Facebook Politics

by Josh the Shweff May 5, 2010

exo-politics

1) Theory that the worlds politicians are infact aliens.
2) Also a song by MUSE.

All of congress are in exo-politics.

Exo-politics is a great song.

by buckykatt31 December 13, 2008

politics

Some boring ass shit. Seriously.

Dude #1: Hey Dude #2, aren't politics fun and interesting?

Dude #2: No.

Ron Simmons: .....DAMN!!

by Noobmuncher3000 June 2, 2007