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Polish Lightbulb

A deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact. It is believed to have originated from Poles trying to change a lightbulb.
The Polish Lightbulb deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact.
by Hugh Man September 13, 2012
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Polish Mudslide

When you put a trash bag on the bed, shit on it, then have sex on it.
Honey, what's wrong?
Ugh, I ate the lamb, there's gonna be a polish mudslide tonight!
by Unicorn Fart May 29, 2012
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Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.
Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.
by eL_dao October 1, 2023
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knob polishing

continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal taunting and usually while the male's hands are tied out of the way.
I polished his knob until he was crying.
by annie September 9, 2004
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Polish suitcase

Hey honey, fetch me a Polish suitcase so I can carry my shoes home.
by Johnathan T. Drinkwater October 9, 2008
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Polish Condom

by KKKoonhater April 12, 2010
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Nail Polish

The lesbian equivalent of the "gay beard". A male who is dating a lesbian, whether he is aware of that fact or not. The lesbian uses this man to pretend that she is straight.
This stems from the stereotype that lesbians keep short, undecorated nails for fingering.
Poor Allen, he has no idea that he's been Jenny's 'nail polish' for the past 5 years.
by LipstickLesbo March 26, 2017
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