Pole sexual

A pole sexual is a person who feels an intense sexual attraction to poles. Pole sexuals feel the urge to share saliva with a pole, generally of which the origin is unknown to the pole sexual.
Usually these poles that occur in public settings and the wild pole sexual can be seen making out with or making love to the pole in front of any onlookers who may happen to be nearby.

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Hey Oliver, I saw you on Friday making out with that pole near where the primary school is! I never knew you were pole sexual!!

by IntensePylr September 27, 2018

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Pole Slaw

Male semenal fluid. Cum.

I just sprayed your face with my pole slaw.

by Mike Scarth April 21, 2004

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pole patrol

A group faggots on the prowl to get huge cock from young men. Often willing to pay for it.

G-Unit is a pole patrol crew.

by TruthMaster November 24, 2007

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pole smoker

someone who inserts penises into their mouths on a regular basis.

Cusson is a pole smoker

by Spiffy Spleaf April 19, 2004

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Scrotom Pole

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.

guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."

by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

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