pokèhuzz

A pokèmon huzz.

Man: Have you seen the new pokèhuzz?
Man 2: If you bring up vaporeon I'm killing you.

by BigSigma99 December 12, 2024

Pokéholm Syndrome

According to the Fandom DSM, Pokéholm Syndrome is a condition where Pokémon fans will undergo violent temper tantrums and mental breakdowns if someone near them criticizes anything about the Pokémon series. Symptoms: *Delusional Thinking | *Unable to differentiate effortful products from slapdash products if all are made by Game Freak specifically | *Temporary shutdown of the prefrontal cortex when seeing anything Pokémon related | *Dysfunctional limbic system that is unable to process negative emotions when the patient experiences anything Pokémon related | *Excessive amygdalal activity when the Pokémon franchise is criticized | *Maladapted Pattern Recognition that falsely presumes "Pokémon fans are never happy" in spite of the patient being a Pokémon fan, usually as a response to any criticism | *Parasocial attachment to the Game Freak company alongside unconditional defense of said company, one similar to a pattern usually detected in maternal behavior towards one's own infant. | Treatment: Exposure Therapy, Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy, Tactile Botany (Colloquially known as 'touching grass').

Exhibit A of Pokéholm Syndrome -

Jacob: Yo this new Pokémon game looks so PEAK! *Insert worst graphics & animations known to humanity at the cost of $XXX.XX here*
John: That looks like an NES Game...
Jacob: Bro Pokémon fans are NEVER happy smh.

by The Ultimate Subby September 14, 2025

Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.

Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)

by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011

she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants

Damn she pokes

by __etnom February 11, 2017

strip pokeher

A cards-game that not only compels the losers to progressively disrobe, but also grants the winner the privilege of "doing it" with a designated female member (i.e., "poking her") of the group.

Strip pokeher only works if a male card-player wins; if a lady wins, then things get kinda complicated --- hopefully someone thought to bring a strap-on dildo.

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Belly button pokes

Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties

I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.

by Special Zero December 16, 2019