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plumpis

A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named Plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to massive typing errors (typo) and major LULZ.
plum: HAY I'M PLUM
nerd: HAY
plum: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
nerd: I DO LIKE PIS
plum: ...
nerd: OH SHI-
nerd: I MEAN PIE
plum: ...
plum: ...DO YOU HAVE PLUMPIS?
by plumchan June 30, 2008
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Plapp

To take a dump while masturbating for the shear joy of the experience.
"I grabbed a bagel and took a plapp."

"John was bragging how he had plapped 4 times while on a long international flight on KLM."
by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010
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plumpier

the term for what happens to your body after eating A & W onion rings, sirloin burgers, and oreo mc flurrys.
Donna: There goes Liz, she is looking a little plumpier today...
Tamara: Yeah, she sure likes her fast food!!!
by HollisterChanel August 14, 2010
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Plumpekino

What happens when you eat a lot of coy fish, whole, and then you poop them out into the toilet and it goes plumpekino
Plumpekino!
by a8lks8 May 11, 2016
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ploppington

What a pleasure one had exercising that ploppington out of ones rear end
by Knowlsey boy April 12, 2017
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Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!
Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019
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pluppet

noun.

Person who exhibits the characteristics of being a plum (someone who's useless) and that of being a muppet (someone who's a bit stupid).

Due to the cute sounding nature of the word, it's usually reserved for someone you're friends with; calling a random nutter in the pub a pluppet will be greeted with him and his mates laughing at you, then pummelling you with a broken bottle of Becks.
"Are you having trouble setting the video AGAIN?! Man, you really are a pluppet!"
by mother goose January 19, 2006
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