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(Pause) Yes (Pause)

When you don't know the answer, but are in sales and the answer is always "Yes".
While Gloria was doing the demo, Synthia asked: "Oh, do you all have two way texting?" Gloria replied "(Pause) Yes (Pause)"
by Dr. Hand June 12, 2023
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Good pause

When you hit "pause" on a tv show right as someone does something amusing - such as a terrible facial expression, or suggestive gesture,
"That's a really good pause - Ellen looks horrified at her own joke"
by mama mirabelle February 10, 2010
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Ass Pause

when people are laughing and having a good time then someone lets out a juicy stinky fart and it is so bad that every one is dead silent for a moment then an explosion of ewwwww and oh lord oh lord and I cant breath! or MY LEG!
we were at the party last night and it was fun until the owner let out an ass pause. that is when the party stopped and got hectic oh what an ass pause it was.
by Mr. Beaglsworth III December 12, 2011
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Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.
Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.
by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012
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The Pauser

A movie scene where an important plot photo or written document is flashed up close for a few seconds in a film. One must rewind and pause to read exspecially if drunkin or stoned.
There are five CIA operatives we are hunting notice the one in the russian field jacket "camera shows "the pauser" close up of a photo for 3 seconds" that is your first target. His name is Sam a resturante owner located in Anchorage, you have 27 hours make it look like a cooking accident.
by phatalaskan August 1, 2012
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Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a game like monopoly because you are pussying out of finishing a game when you know you will lose.
You: Just finish the game you're going to pussy pause again
Me: Shut up you ratchet hoe I"m done
by Suny D January 6, 2014
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Turd Pause

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
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