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Roller Planking

When a person lays flat, or planks, on a skateboard and pushes off.
Naw, lets get our skateboards and go roller planking.
by SparklyCupCakeBear July 31, 2011
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Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)
If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking
by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011
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Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.
by Fishingman December 18, 2011
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Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching
So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.
by Mysterryder March 7, 2022
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non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends
non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge
by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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