planked

"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)

"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."

by Stratz101 November 26, 2009

plank

A very poor individual with a serious case of syphilis that spends his/her free time sucking wieners and playing strip scrabble with men in suits.

Your mother is a plank.

by Casey Carrier and Heather Uhl March 30, 2009

Plank

A Prostituting Slutty Skank.

OMG did you see the way she is dressed, She is such a Plank

by x0xBrokenxInsidex0x September 12, 2009

planking

planking meaning to have sexual intercourse by inserting a penis into a vagina.

Is everyone planking these days?

by Stud24boy July 7, 2011

Plank

To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.

I just planks that piece of wood and sent it down the stream for other to enjoy.

Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.

by mrdavidc October 7, 2011

Planked

Being forced to walk the plank.

John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.

by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020

planking

verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.

Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"

by alexman91 June 6, 2011