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Pit Bitch

Person on a BBQ Competition team or at a BBQ gathering who is charged with the important task of maintaining a constant temperature in the BBQ pit. This person may or may not be the head cook.
All we have to worry about is seasoning our meat and getting it on the grates. Our Pit Bitch will take care of the fire.
by Bigmista March 7, 2007
mugGet the Pit Bitchmug.

tinkle pit

A synonym for a bathroom. Taken from the name of an obscure 1993 NAMCO arcade video game that was only released in Japan.
Wow, I really have to pee. I'm gonna go use the tinkle pit.
by Pie Factory Podcast May 30, 2017
mugGet the tinkle pitmug.

pit weeds

Noun - The frontal portion of armpit hair resembling weeds in the sidewalk which remain visible even when the owners arms are at his or her side and found on persons who don't groom themselves properly... truly disgusting.
Geez bro, mix in some man-scaping! You better bust out the weed whacker and trim those nasty "pit weeds" cuz face it... you ain't gettin' no play at the pool party runnin' that shit out there!
by Theghost43 October 3, 2014
mugGet the pit weedsmug.

pit paste

Damn bro you stink! Slather on some pit paste
by Stitched4now March 29, 2016
mugGet the pit pastemug.

Pit Chalk

Pit chalk is when someone puts on too much stick deodorant and it leaves chalky residue on the arm pit.
That kid thought he was all sexy w/ his wife beater until he lifted his arms and you could see his pit chalk.
by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008
mugGet the Pit Chalkmug.

Skunk Pits

A man with over ripe rotting hairy sweating armpits with such a foul oder they can make even a skunk run from the stench
raunchy guy1: hey i got a good case of skunk pits

raunchy guy2: really! gotta let me get a whiff starts sniffing

raunchy guy1: be my guest *lifts arm up

raunchy guy2: *gags at the stench eyes tearing and burries his face deeper

raunchy guy1: sick dude! *enjoys licking
by StinkyRottenAss March 3, 2011
mugGet the Skunk Pitsmug.

pit boss

a tv show on Animal Planet featuring a bunch of midgets trying to rescue pitbull dogs from abusive owners
Guy 1: You watchin' some kinda Jerry Springer special about midgets?

Guy 2: Nah, just a regular episode of Pit Boss.

Guy 1: Suit yourself. I'm gonna go masturbate to some Emma Watson fakes.
by Schnackenpfefferhausen March 2, 2011
mugGet the pit bossmug.

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