Pisser

a ship in the offical crocobug server that people used dank memer to destroy

did u ship pisser?
i did ship pisser!

by meow !! September 6, 2021

Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.

I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.

by hjjcnk September 13, 2021

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in

Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"

by drummerjg June 9, 2012

dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.

Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.

by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012

Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.

Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.

by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011

Bin-Pisser

When someone takes a piss in a public bin; toilet, outdoor or otherwise.

Balcon worker: "I'm sick of cleaning piss out of this bin, fuck you Thomas, ya' big Bin-Pisser!"

by The Big BP August 9, 2017