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Phonline

(FAWN-line)
Someone who is using a mobile device on a mainly computer based platform or app, like Discord.
I would show Tom the video, but he can't since he's phonline.
by IndigoGuy12 January 7, 2025
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PhoneyFuck

A phoneyfuck is a person who always has multiple cell phones on them or near them.

Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.

If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!

Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.

They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.

Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Hey Bob, be careful around Clarence, he’s running around bragging about all the new phones he got from different people. He’s being a phoneyfuck trying to put service on all of them.

“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
by TwiztedSnowman January 18, 2025
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phony goat

While "phony" refers to someone fake or insincere, and "GOAT" (all caps) means "Greatest of All Time," the term "phony goat" generally combines these to describe an impostor, a fraud, or someone pretending to be the best. It implies a lack of genuine talent or authenticity.

Often used in conjunction with Lebron James
Lebton James isn't even the GOAT. He's a phony goat
by wutend159 January 26, 2026
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phony goat

While "phony" refers to someone fake or insincere, and "GOAT" (all caps) means "Greatest of All Time," the term "phony goat" generally combines these to describe an impostor, a fraud, or someone pretending to be the best. It implies a lack of genuine talent or authenticity.

Often used in conjunction with Lebron James
Lebton James isn't even the GOAT. He's a phony goat
by wutend159 January 26, 2026
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Phonyassnesstical

People who are cowards and fake and act as if they did nothing wrong or malicious to another person within their family or circle of friends or acquaintances .
Lenard always come around on Thanksgiving like he didn’t do none of us wrong earlier in the year, if he come around this year, I will make him come up out his phonyassnesstical ways and make him be accountable for his actions.
by Mrs. NoMore March 1, 2025
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if-phonely

What you say to someone who has a smartphone when they ask you a question you likely don't know the answer to, when they could easily look it up on or ask their smartphone.
Ulrich: When was Dungeons & Dragons first played?
Caelynn: If-phonely...
by Hot Glass Gal January 16, 2015
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G-phony

When you think the ride will have a G-force as you’re about to drop on the rollercoaster but you end up not feeling any force or weightlessness at all.
Oh no! Here we go!

Wait, I didn’t pass out and this just feels fast. That was a G-phony roller coaster.
by tigersharktax August 7, 2024
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