word-perv

A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.

A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.

He shows he's such a word-perv by the sudden erection he'll get by you simply hearing the word "vagina" in any context.

by LeNair Xavier April 22, 2015

Subway Perv

A dude who uses the crowded conditions on the subway as a cover for molestation and asshole-ish-ness.

Yo, I had to straight up confront a subway perv on the 6 today!

by TufHunny August 26, 2009

Pete the Perv

A ruh-tared kid whos a big Perv that has been pervin since 1996

Man a"hey man you saw that kid pete the perv???"

Man a"yeah man hes been pervin since 1996"

by ZeR47 March 29, 2010

Pervy Perv

A pervy perv is a ugly man who follows women around all day

Looks like someone’s a pervy perv

by Cgbductjc April 19, 2020

fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009

Merv the perv

Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.

by Oldirtyhampsta June 25, 2019

mono-perv

Verb: The action of seeing someone in passing you would like to have sex with whilst mumbling the words out in your speech at a volume only you can hear.

A hot girl with blonde hair sits under a tree and flicks her hair back

Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"

Thus doing a mono-perv

by satanicbean April 14, 2009