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perfection group

myspace groups that claim to only accept the creme de la creme of the website.

Well, as long as you're skinny, have 75% fake hair & a really good version of Photoshop.

Also claim that they're not scene, though 99% of people in these groups are typical myspace scenesters.

The most "elite" perfection groups include AP, VIP and PD. Please note that the owner of VIP is a pro-ana, recovering junkie & the owners of PD are a "Muslim" whore who's permanently naked & a man with red hair and no apparent face.

The point of these groups? Basically a big ego massage for the owner & its members, who need people to tell them they're gorgeous 24/7. FYI real gorgeous people don't need that, as they're not insecure egomaniacs.

A lot of members are condescending & vain, while others are chill.
AP: We're one of the best perfection groups
VIP: we're the most elite perfection group
PD: this is not like other perfection groups

chyea right
by Trudat September 17, 2007
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The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.
This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again
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The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
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I was so scared I got a derection.
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When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
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Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
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When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?

see Paralysis of Analysis.
The development of Duke Nukem Forever has suffered from a decades worth of perfectionist paralysis.
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When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.
Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.
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