per

1. alternate word for "yes"
2. name of bar
3. to do (sex)
4. alternate word for the name Roddy

1. "Do you want to meet me later?" - "per"
2. Do you wanna go to the "per"?
3. To per, or not to per?
4. Hey per!

by PerOrNoPer June 16, 2008

Per Brandberg

En icke cool, rödhårig grabb från skogen.

Kolla vilken Per Brandberg han är!

by Woilfr April 19, 2015

Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.

1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!

by My sexual identity is KM/S October 22, 2018

per sei

A cool word.

Per sei.

by FAT PAT October 21, 2003

per

Gender neutral pronoun, derived from the word person. It can be used as a replacement for his/her and he/she, since both of these are long and sound unnatural in common speech. Moreover, the variation perself can be used as a replacement for himself/herself.

God didn't create skin color for us to use it as a basis of discrimination. Per created all humans equal.

Bran got sloppy during combat and got perself killed.

by perself October 31, 2020

Per my last

The rudest, most passive-aggressive way possible way to start or reply to an email thread. Literally translates to "pay fucking attention" or "learn to read better."

To: Employee
From: Boss
Subject: TPS Reports

Per my last email, please have your TPS reports formatted with the new cover sheet.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

miles per gallon

Measures the average fuel economy of motor vehicles, as in how far the vehicle goes before burning 1 gallon of fuel. AKA "mpg".

Cadillac Escalade's get about 16 miles per gallon. Yay.

by DisabledDan July 7, 2003