The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.
(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."
by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008
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Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.
Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008
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by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009
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Get the Pengle mug.A large, extravagant penis. Most commonly used to refer to the genitals of George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men's Wearhouse.
FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.
by GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER April 1, 2010
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