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penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.
(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."
by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008
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penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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Penile Mutilation

This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.
Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008
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Penile Scrump

A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.
Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.
by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009
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Pengle

Used to describe a very strong, pleasant odour of Marijuana
Man, thats shits pengle
by AFEBR August 5, 2009
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Penile Paladin

A large, extravagant penis. Most commonly used to refer to the genitals of George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men's Wearhouse.
FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.
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Penile Tease

to tease someones penile area with a feather.
Jeffy got a penile tease from kirsten.
by turkeybag September 20, 2010
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