Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.
"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"
by possumbrush78 February 08, 2010
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spend a penny

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.
What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?
by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004
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penny pincher

Don't be such a penny pincher, donate some of your money to charity.
by Light Joker July 05, 2005
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Penny Flame

The coolest Campolindo student ever. A big-titted porn star who smokes massive amount of pot.
I saw Penny Flame lick some gooch, and I had to touch myself.
by sanjuro_kurosawa March 08, 2008
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penny bashing

When two people are at opposite ends of a table, width wise, and they take turns (3 each in alternating turns) to knock a penny (Either a 1p or 2p) to the end of the table over the side. When the penny is over the edge of the table the person flicks it up, catches it, spins it on the table, catches it between their fingers, the other person makes a goal, then the person with the penny between their fingers flicks it into the goal. This can go on for however long as you like, or to a certain amount of goals. Usually done during school.
Yo, let's play some penny bashing!
by Kempo May 10, 2006
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pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
by sandspit November 04, 2007
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