penissoft

adj. ugly, to the point where you are physically unable to engage in sexual relations with then. Specifically pertaining to women for anatomical reasons.

I don't understand how Jim had sex with that girl, she's such a penissoft that I thought it would be impossible.

by George Hoffenheimer April 21, 2006

Penissaggin

A super sexy type of swagger

I like the penissaggin.

by Aggiewal March 30, 2009

Penissore

like sore on a penis/irritating,obnoxious,gross & hard deal with

You should really consider dating someone else. Your man is a penissore.

by Meanphonegirl October 2, 2009

PenisExpress

A fun joy ride of a time. All aboard!

I cant wait to get on the PenisExpress daddy!

by Pen15Devourer March 21, 2016

Penissilium

A form of black mold that will make your dick fall off without warning

If you are feeling less cocky today you may have been exposed to penissilium

by Out of order 1 June 1, 2018

penisies

A penis that has a disease that can be spread through sex.

“I got a hoe recently, but I never told her that I have a penisies and now she sick.”

by Titstotots March 13, 2018

Penisaster

Keenudes aka “nudes”

“Nudes is such a damn penisaster”

by Luke Brewer January 10, 2019