penguin

penguin babies are cute-ass fluffy things that eat adult penguin puke. Love them!

Note: this definition is on crack

Him: a look, did you know penguins eats their mama's puke when they're a baby?

Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.

by Kerry (the Kiwi) December 11, 2006

Penguinism

The description of something or someone being penguin-like.

1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

penguin

partner for life, a soulmate.

"Will you be my penguin?"

by ImperfectAngel April 2, 2008

penguin

a person who always tells the truth an is cute as fuck.

this guy demi, he is a penguin.

by ibro November 13, 2006

penguin

a fish that looks like a bird. a bird does not swim under water and can usually fly. fish however swim under water and dont fly, just like penguins.

any penguin in the world

by Schaeffer May 22, 2005

penguins

a hockey team that whines and moans about everything that goes against them, so much that finally the cowardly nhl gives in an institutes the 'penguins rule', a rule where every time a penguins player is touched the other team is whistled for a penalty.

jeez, that kid whines about everyhting, he must be a member of the pittsburgh penguins!

by bobbbbo June 19, 2008

penguins

A code name to see if someone was actually drunk the night before. A word that is used for theses purposes. Many others have formed from this such as squirrel, turtle, etc...

"Hey Meredith, remember that conversation last night?"
"PENGUINS!"
"Wow, really thought you were gone, but I guess not!" :)

by braceface:) February 2, 2009