Pansteak

A steak cooked in a pan because your too lazy to light the charcoal.

Quinn was so hung over, fat, and lazy that he cooked a pansteak instead of walking outside and lighting the grill.

by leroy pansteak the 3rd September 12, 2009

Pasta Jockey

derogatory term for a wop or person of Italian descent

that fuckin pasta jockey stole my woman

by dasbarenjuden March 25, 2010

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Pastarrhea

The end result of consuming an inordinate amount of pasta.

Awe man. I ate way to much at Olive Garden. I think I am gonna have explosive and violent pastarrhea tonight.

by WordNinjaWarrior January 27, 2015

Paesthetic

Paesthetic means Pastel and Aesthetic in one word.

Example: "Georgia is wearing all pastel clothes today, that is so Paesthetic!"

by PaestheticDoll August 26, 2018

Pamstic

(noun)

1) One who overthinks problems
2) An intelligent fool

Gabe is such a pamstic when he takes apart the robot 5 days before a competition.

by Turt11 March 8, 2021

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021