Priti-Patel

To get your numbers wrong. A big blooper. Not understanding basic numbers and sums.

The TV presenter did a Priti-Patel with his numbers and left the stage feeling humiliated.

by DaveLondonJones April 13, 2020

Het Patel

A guy who's magnificently handsome and cute. A guy who has got everyone's eyes but only got his on one👀.He is someone who would help you everytime without expecting back any favour. Can be considered one of the kindest soul on earth but only if you treat him right. He can literally talk to anyone only if he wants to. He lies between introvert and extrovert and changes his position from time to time.

Someone: Do you know 'Het Patel' ?
Them: Oh yes, *goes on to give this big descriptive text*

by Weirdlycoolguy69 November 23, 2021

neel j patel

boy that likes to think he is a man...waste of space.

man, did you see that neel j patel walking around?!? what a waste of space.

by the jediiiiiiii October 16, 2008

Dev Patel

The ADORABLE AND SEXY Brit who starred in slumdog millionaire and played the hilarious Anwar on the British drama Skins.

Dev Patel:"Then after that I went with my mom to have a pizza, and it was the most sour-tasting pizza in the world. I felt like crying."

by Christine yay! January 29, 2009

nikhil patel

A brown kid with a small cock.

Yo that Nikhil Patel guy has a small cock

by NIMESH99 January 10, 2019

Jay Patel

A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.

Her: Wow, who's that guy?
Him: Don't even try. He's a total Jay Patel. He's out of your league.

by jaypatel730 December 1, 2017

harshil patel

extremely stingy and tries to sell you broken products for full price
someone who will work at a dairy just for the pleasure of banding them for a very long time.
enjoys saying "thank you very much, please come again".
has pictures of Apu and slushy machines in his bedroom wall

"dude you being such a Harshil patel"

by connor banks September 8, 2017