Patrol Belt

The process of having one girls leg wrapped around your waist while the other is thrown across your chest and over your shoulder. In the midst of this process, babies are being made.

The girl was rather uncomfortable, but Paul felt like a 5th grader with power when she let him wear her using the Patrol Belt.

by Sportnick May 14, 2007

nissan patrol y62

A proper V8 for men . No tree hugging vegetarian diesel option. Naturally apirated 5.6 litres of powaaa. Delivers 400bhp throwing this 3 ton beast 0-100 in 6.5 sec.

King Bob drives a Nissan Patrol Y62
Be like
Bob

by N27 Diver October 5, 2016

patronize

Well, 'patronizing' means to talk to someone as if they were stupid. Understand now? Good! :)

"And if you're a very good boy for the doctor, you might even get a lollipop!"

"Mom, I'm fifteen. Don't patronize me."

by Lillian Bell December 3, 2009

foot patrol

When your ass has no ride or any other means of transportation and is forced to walk.

I'll be there in twenty im on foot patrol.

by Robert T February 23, 2007

porkchop patrol

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?

Citizen:
No.

Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?

Citizen:
It aint mine

by elves June 28, 2004

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"

1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....

by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

dawn patrol

WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Billy Bishop did a dawn patrol looking for Krauts.

by Jake April 17, 2004