pastriotism

the love and/or loyalty to pastries.

If you fuck apple pies, you have a sense of pastriotism.

by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

Patrycja

Polish
funny
Caring
Lovable
Calm

Oma Gawd here comes mah girl Patrycja

by Cupcake12556 February 14, 2017

patrykwxjcik

A British TikToker who basically does random opinions on things that are so matched to everyday life that you’d think he was a stalker he is also a great rapper with his new song ‘Kodak’ hitting the charts. He is a G check him out. Btw only Brits can really relate to him.

Me: have you seen patrykwxjcik, he is so funny and relatable.
You: no but I will check him out

by UK DEFINER March 17, 2021

pastra

pastra is a youtuber with the mascot of clyde, aka an ORANGE. FUCKING. SPAGHE-- *gunshots*

also the orange spaghetti gets fucking traumatised by a lanky demon called lankmann real

but yeah pastra mostly does content about horror games/series like fnaf, it steals, walten files and under the lighthouse

his artsyle is cool too

pastra is really fuckin cool /pos

by Neutral_Destiny May 7, 2022

in the pantry

A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.

Person 1: "Oh she is coming out as pansexual!"
Person 2: "I never would've guessed that she was in the pantry!"

by whostolemyjelly October 8, 2019

Gash Pasty

A vagina that has been in disuse for a number of years; personal hygiene has always been a bit of a grey area for the owner of the Gash Pasty. The flaky outside, combined with with a not-so delicious greasy, meaty filling resembles a pasty. Of course, not all pasties smell like rancid cheese.

Tim: That was the worst gash pasty i've ever eaten out. From now on, I'm vegetarian.

by Matt_Owen September 1, 2005