"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
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Overall Parminders will be the most amazing people in your life.
Overall Parminders will be the most amazing people in your life.
"Your so lucky you have Parminder in your life"
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After the bar closed Bob elected to go trailer parking rather than spend the $100 bucks and call a service.
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Passenger: Damn, there's crap load of people at Wal-Mart this morning
Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.
Passenger: Lucky bastard.
Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.
Passenger: Lucky bastard.
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