paidtriot

Portmanteau of the word 'paid' and 'patriot'. Somebody being paid to act patriotic, especially outside China. Typically actors/demonstrators for hire by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP)

A group of 40 CCP paidtriots marched to the US consulate in Hong Kong and stepped on the US flag in protest of the US passing the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act, which protects the same freedoms including their rights to trample the US flag. Then they collected their money through the agents of the pro-Beijing parties.

by XiJinPing December 4, 2019

purple ninja panda

Kickass and bestest ninja ever cuz of the panda suit he holds the highest honor of all ninja's

In that ninja movie the one with blue hair was totally the purple ninja panda

by bobtheghost21 August 22, 2009

Panda

Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.

And the Lord came unto the Earth and made the Panda to his likeness. And HE spake, saying, "Thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." And the Lord smiled upon the Panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22)

And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)

by Ingy December 31, 2007

Pakiderm

one who is tanned to the point that they look like a middle eastern person.

Pakistani + Dermis

Phil spent so much time at the beach that he became a pakiderm.

by thefischer1 December 4, 2010

panda bear

Panda Bear is the moniker of Noah Lennox, a founding member of Animal Collective. He creates amazing sound. He came out with this album called person pitch which is motherehfin *eargasmic*

I saw him perform live and fainted like 5 times although that could have been because of all the drugs.

Dude #1: Omg it seems like everything Panda Bear produces is pure and utter titty milk for the brain

Dude #2: Naw man, Avey Tare > Noah Lennox!

Dude #3: *Punches Dude #2 in jaw* Geologist rocks, dirtbag!

Dude #1: LOL @ "Geologist rocks" I mean he's really good its just that it sounds funny

by iConoclastic July 11, 2009

Happy Panda

A happy panda is someone who is just in a good mood.It describes a happy person.

person1:How are you?
person2:Im a Happy Panda im going out with Zack now

by i<3youz December 25, 2010

Panda Status

Panda Status is the partaking in heavy drinking, on a consistent basis, for a whole day(more than 12 hours), beginning before noon and ending at least after midnight.

must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.

called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.

black...white...PANDA

Hey whats up, did I see you last night during Siena Fest? I don't remember, I was Panda Status.

by MrMayo April 26, 2009