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The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.
I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.
by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020
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pandemic

a "pandemic" is someone who falls under the ace spectrum towards the grey-ace side but they need a strong friendship before romantic feelings, but their romantic feelings can be for any gender and/or simply because of personality!

This is actually a pun for people who are Panromantic Demisexual!
A: Jess is identifying as a pandemic now!

b: A PANDEMIC???? LIKE THE SPANISH FLU???

a: No, they're panromantic demisexual!
by k0at October 18, 2020
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Pandemic Decision

An irrational decision made at during a global pandemic that is bright about by extreme boredom and or panic.
My friend shaved his head yesterday, classic pandemic decision!

We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.
by The Cooneys April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Pal

Similar to Covid Companion, a Pandemic Pal is the person you are self-isolating with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
I wish I would have chosen a Pandemic Pal; I am so lonely.
by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
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Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.
Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.
by Shmelliot April 19, 2021
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Pandemic Panchope

In the event of a pandemic, Panchope, the holiday on the Friday following Thanksgiving as declared in 2013, shall include delivery and/or catering of breakfast while wearing pajamas. Distantly social precautions required.
Oh no... COVID... I guess we’re celebrating a Pandemic Panchope this year!
by Hananabear November 27, 2020
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Pandemic Hole

When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.
I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.
by Strobesauce April 11, 2021
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