pandemic resolution

something that are going to accomplish during the next pandemic shutdown

My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.

by Sister Wives July 22, 2021

Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.

Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy

by Carcallz April 17, 2020

Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Pandemic men

Men who know nothing about making the first move, being chivalrous or courting a lady first. They expect the woman to make the first move always.

Girl I'm sick of these pandemic men always asking me what are we doing !!

by Aries4Queen November 27, 2021

Pandemic

The pandemic is nowhere near unbearable, so if it lasts longer because of people not getting vaccinated, it lasts longer. It's already lasted over a year, nobody that hasn't gotten a vaccine is in a hurry.

There is nothing unbearable about the pandemic. It is a pestilence perpetuated by pests, that's about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.

Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis

by Jandice411 October 24, 2022

Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020