PANDA

S. Afr. slang for a white person.

Stands for Previously Advantaged Now DisAdvantaged.

It comes from the politically correct South African bullshit euphemism "previously disadvantaged" which means everyone who is not white, and hence is eligible for affirmative action.

Dave: I'm going to apply for that job.
Steve: Don't even bother. You're a PANDA, bru.

by George McBob April 29, 2009

PANDA

PANDA has a big dick...

And is sexy;)

I would like him in me.

-Minty ^~^

PANDA did my mom

by SHADOWHOT January 5, 2020

panda

Mystical creature which lives in the dark and has a black heart

The pandas are coming!

by Cpt. Obvious April 12, 2003

The Panda

when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.

'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"

THE PANDA

by Fo_Sho August 4, 2012

panda

An attractive Asian girl. Usually from a Chinese background.

That girl is so yummy, she's such a panda.

by Marc50005 July 20, 2007

panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.

"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."

by jerry January 27, 2004

The Panda

Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.

1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda

2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...

3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda

4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it

5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...

by x_hunter_x March 27, 2011