pavement pizza

May also refer to road kill.

The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

pavement special

Mongrel.

A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.

Steve: What breed is Bowser?
Dave: Pavement special.

by George McBob April 29, 2009

chasing pavements

From the Adele song Chasing Pavements. When you have a fight and run off down the street alone. "What you're chasing is an empty pavement."

"After her boyfriend tripped, she went chasing pavements"

by Danimal Cracker October 29, 2008

preemie

Taking a shit before it is done brewing deep in your bowels. It is a hastily forced turd due to knowing you will have limited access to a clean and suitable toilet later in the day.

I grunted out a preemie this morning because the nosey lady at work keeps locking the john.

by robotbrian July 26, 2011

Panemon

n. card game that the Japanese plan to thrust on the American market, geared towards children. they will be steeply priced and each card will be a character in a cartoon with names like suckacoo and felcher. intended purpose is to cripple the American economy by using whiney children to spend all of their parent's money on these cards.

"Hey Johnny, I have the new suckachoo card, you don't have one because your family lives in a van down by the river."

by poopypants April 5, 2003

Pacemaking

The art of providing aesthetically pleasing music to a variety of age groups, young and old alike, within a genre of music.

Gee whiz, those lads are great at pacemaking.

by Mrfunkyfresh October 21, 2011

Peemed

slang word for stoned, usually referring to a stoned cat.

my cat got into my weed and got peemed, then gacked on the carpet.

by peemed_cat August 7, 2012