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Puddled

When you orgasm immediately after hearing a good idea
Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"
by brownboylinkupTV.com May 26, 2017
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Paddle Slap

To be slapped with a paddle.

To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.

When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.

When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.

Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.

It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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beaver paddle

an abnormally furry ass-crack on a woman
Jenny stopped waxing her beaver for a month. In that time, her beaver grew a tail (on a beaver, known as a paddle).
"Damn, Jenny," I said as I spread her legs, "that's a might thick beaver paddle you got!"
- typically used with a southern accent.
by bobbyrocks September 4, 2005
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puddledink

Squeezing your cock, then pissing until it forms a bulge, and then releasing. AKA Piss bomb
by Iced T October 12, 2006
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paddleshack

I just got paddleshacked!
by Creeker21 November 29, 2016
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paddlefaggot

When a gay kid gets hit by a paddle in class and likes it.
John: Wow, did you hear that mike is a paddlefaggot?

Kyle: No I didn't but that's hilarious.
by FoulsIsFunny December 2, 2016
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paddler

A person from the shallow end of the gene pool. If there is a cream of the genetic crop, this group is the stagnant scum in the nearby lake.
"Fucking hell, have you seen the teeth on that guy? Absolute paddler."
by el-generico July 11, 2019
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