Pushing P

When you're trying to push pee out your phallicobject but there's so many guys in the bathroom and you're under pressure.

Jeff Bezos: Damn how long you been pushing p
Ryan Reynolds: I'm sorry if you'd stop looking at my pp it'd be easier

by uvogin February 28, 2022

polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.

Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine

by MrsKaren December 12, 2008

Punching the chandelier

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.

Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.

by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009

Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

by chodechopper October 16, 2014

Polishing the gnome

Masturbating in the garden!

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome

by Green Fingered December 24, 2014

Penisting

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

knob polishing

continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal taunting and usually while the male's hands are tied out of the way.

I polished his knob until he was crying.

by annie September 9, 2004