procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 May 17, 2014

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

procrasterbating

Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing

I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers

by who_the_sharks_thank October 26, 2015

Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by Libraryguy April 14, 2021

Brocrasturbation

The act of wanting to masturbate but willingly waiting until your done hanging out with your "bro's"

Jeff: he guys, are we gonna go to the movies after we play wall-ball?

Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?

Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl

Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie

Joey: yea sure lets go

by Mr. Stretch Nuts March 3, 2011

Procrasturbaking

The self-indulgent use of one's oven to avoid doing work.

Instead of writing my thesis, I spent the whole afternoon procrasturbaking.

by aworkinregress November 6, 2011