The Procrastinator

A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.

“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.

by Raccoonzilla April 16, 2020

procrastinating

to delay or postpone doing something, waiting until later do do an action

Plasma November 22nd at 7:25 PM
"I'll play tomorrow 100% ok"

Plasma November 23rd at 4:40
"not rn"

Plasma is procrastinating playing Terraria with his friend Daniel

by notnotDaniel November 25, 2018

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tomorrow.

No, I'm not procrastinating.

by ThatPyro September 14, 2015

Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.

So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.

by Mattoco May 20, 2008

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. Get back to work you lazy.

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!

by ProcrastinatingNursingStudent April 22, 2015

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"

by Jsfadd February 7, 2015

Procrastination

Why are you looking up this definition? You're obviously doing this right now... I can see that your work is not done and you need to chop chop my good man! Yeah you! NO! DON'T TYPE IN ANOTHER WORD UP THERE! DO YOUR WORK!!!

-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- I'm procrastinating right now actually. English class sucks (procrastination)

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 27, 2017