Bloody Popsicle

The act of freezing a used tampon, and sucking on it while your partner gives you head

Last night was great. I got a bloody popsicle.

by sexiest kid on the block February 04, 2014

popsicle therapy

when you lick the membrane of the tissue inside a penis from the tip

T-rav- Dude, i had an accident on my weedwacker and my foreskin was chopped of,.
Naet-What the fuck were you doing????!!!!?
T-rav-Well..it wasn't really and accident because i wanted to try popsicle therapy with my sex brosk. It bleed more than it pleasured...

by pain penis April 28, 2010

poop on a popsicle

a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it

ah poop on a popsicle

by _bubbles_ December 20, 2016

winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.

It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.

by xnijxnij December 22, 2008

Gay Popsicle

"smart person"

Everyone says that I'm a gay Popsicle.

by Gay Popsicle November 19, 2018

Meat popsicle

A person that has been frozen then defrosted, Drawn from various science fiction sources it is based on the assumption that such a person would need to justify a potentialy very distant birth date.

Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”

by Dave Zed December 03, 2008

Canadian Popsicle

A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.

Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?

Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !

Alex- o_O

by Steeeevvvvveeeeeee October 05, 2011