pool boner

Any instance of someone developing an erection within a small body of still water, usually when the penis is submerged.

Chris: "Did you have a pool boner when you got out of the pool and went upstairs?"
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."

by Shepherd Monk December 13, 2016

pool head

When you get out of the pool and have bad dry frizzy hair

I can't believe I have such bad pool head after we swam earlier

by Bellasz January 1, 2017

pool table

A mirror and straws.

"Yo, playa'. I just got an 8-ball and pool table. Call me when you get this message!"

by Ben29 August 27, 2006

pool boy

A "pool boy" is literally a servant who cleans pools.

The slang definition is a man who is a pushover and cleans up everyone else's mess. He takes crap from everyone, and lets people take advantage of him.

Gee, Robert is pool boy, I can make him do anything and not give him anything in return.

by bigballofyarn February 23, 2008

Pool Dick

When a guy steps out of the pool and his swimming trunks outline his penis and/or balls.

When Manny got out of the pool all of the girls laughed at his mean Pool Dick

by Dickless Joe & the Dildo Gang June 25, 2012

pool ball stew

Sometimes all or most of the pool balls on the table become clustered into one large group, making it nearly impossible to make a shot. In this case, you may need to use your turn just to "mix them up" or spread them apart, and thus stirring the pool ball stew.

All of the remaining pool balls on the table were blocking the right corner pocket. I therefore had to use my turn to mix up the pool ball stew, so that I could have a clear shot my next turn.

by mamabearwhiskey April 25, 2009

pool attendant

A piece of shit that doesn't know how to do their job.

manager: can u clean the waterslide?
pool attendant: ...
*doesn't clean waterslide*

by lovedrunk97 March 10, 2017