Invading Poland

When you need to go to the bathroom but don't want to be crude about it.

Co worker: Hey where did Bob go.
Boss: He told me he was invading Poland

by EJMacki September 6, 2016

wock to poland

Miles Parks McCollum, better known as rapper, Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland on October 4th, 2022. Thanks to his efforts, the entire country of Poland possesses the wock and have taken dominance as the #1 country in the world.

I took the wock to poland

by retrovv October 8, 2022

You Forgot Poland

Started as a joke from the invasion of Iraq. Person A would say: "America went in with Britain and Australia." Person B would then say: "You forgot Poland." But Poland only sent a non-combat force in and it was months later. The phrase has become a cliche on Fark.com beginning Oct. 1, 2004

I have no example for this.

by LorgSkyegon October 3, 2004

Conquer Poland

In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.

"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"

by Wezsez April 17, 2008

You forgot Poland

What you say to someone who repeatedly insists on using debunked facts to make the case that he actually has any sort of real platform to stand on.

Also useful to say to someone who consistently fails to see the big picture.

"Now, I know this has been disproven, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say we've shouldered 90% of the costs and casualties of the Iraq War..."

"You forgot Poland, you dumbass."

by Kaiser Faust February 9, 2005

took the wock to Poland

To do the impossible, to exceed expectations. Popularized by Lil Yachty in his song “Poland” in which he documents successfully bringing the Wock to Poland, which does not allow Wock. Can also be used as a verb in replacement of “break a leg” before someone completes a stunt or performance by telling someone to “take the Wock to Poland”

Henry: Hey Jeff, I’d like you to know I’ve been going though some of your recent work you’ve done for the company and I have to say that your last project really took the Wock to Poland.
Jeff: Thank you sir I really appreciate that you noticed my hard work.

by PresonusMan October 8, 2022

New Poland

Germany :)

That's it. New Poland is located in the dead European country formerly known as Germany. :) RIP Germany. 1860-2017

by Charmouche April 1, 2017