poached egg

The act of throwing up into a vagina.

"I had too much to drink before I went down on my girlfriend. Let me tell you, that was one runny poached egg."

by Andy October 15, 2004

Poachers

A young man who pursues older women.

Poachers pray on the older & weaker animals.
Opposite of a `cougar`

by Elliemaeee December 27, 2011

couch poacher

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly

Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher

by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011

poacher

An elephant-killing bastard, ultimately brought to a bloody end by Dan the Nazi.

Dan the Nazi killed a poacher in our third comic strip about ourselves.

by Erik the Teary March 25, 2004

poach

to borrow with no intent of returning usually a small insignificatn item such as a cig or small coin

can I poach a smoke?

by catchingsmoke May 20, 2010

Party Poacher

Someone who has nothing to do and asks you where all the hottest parties and events are throughout the year.

or

A lame that is out of the loop and never knows when, where, or what time the party is.

Party Poacher: Yo! Whats happening tonight?

Party Promoter: Im not telling your lame ass nothing. Got damn Party Poacher!

by Deon Tae August 6, 2009

Pencil Poaching

Scouring the halls after school to find pencils people have dropped on the ground.

Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!

by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011