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Robert Plant

to see robert plant's gorgeousness watch the dvd...you'll understand
by plantlover December 28, 2005
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Republi-plant

Social site posters who are paid by conservative hacks with small penises. It is meant to destroy any real conversation about our social/political system. This is used as a form of peer pressure in an attempt to suppress grass roots campaigns. The posts typically have little to do with the comment, and are meant to inflame and divert attention away from the issue being discussed by attempting to activate the caveman gene. Of course, now that we've discovered fire it tends to work less often than it did during the Texas White House years.
Poster: "The Dodd-Frank act is requiring Wall Street to clean up their act."

Republi-plant Response: "They shoulda called it the dick-fag act."
by Pranksterbtch September 10, 2011
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sleeping house plant

A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...
My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.
by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006
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Plantation

Plantation
The state of slavery or position of slave. Men Going Their Own Way recognize the expected “manly” roles in society are that of a disposable slave who exists only to serve. Media personality Bill Maher also once described the unmarried man as “the escaped slave”. Accusations of being “weak and cowardly” and the implication that self-sacrifice makes a man a “hero” are age-old transparent tactics employed to attempt to drag men back to the plantation.
A western woman's appetite is insatiable . Trying to keep them excited and happy is a full time job, vote #1 mgtow and leave the Plantation
by oliste January 30, 2020
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lap planting

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.
I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.
by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008
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A Planter

When you stand in void fissure. Earthquake, or any other graphically intensive AOE.
Xcelerate has died from Corborus' burrow.

Group: Looks like Xcelerate pulled a planter.
by SheckyMcFerris December 16, 2010
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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
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