Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry

Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry

"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz

by Gagal Gang April 19, 2023

Perry the Platypus

He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,

HeRrRrRrRr.

He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,

(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,

(I said you can call him Agent P).

Agent P!

A platypus? Perry the Platypus?!

by TheVoicesAreGetingLouder June 2, 2024

Platypus Vagina

Also known as "Platypussy".

Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!

by Little Carlos and the People March 9, 2018

Shoemuffle Platypus

A Karelian Bear Dog Alaskan Husky mix; bred for its skills and magic.

Holly is a Shoemuffle Platypus and is the Princess of Karelia.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

spicy platypus

Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin

Oh no my spicy platypus

by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019