Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.

After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.

by Aeryck November 6, 2004

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009

Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.

In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.

by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008

Platypussy

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

Patty-Cake Love

when two people both have an attraction for each other but both are too prideful to admit love for one other; both as well are playing games to try to lead the other one on

Jim and Sarah, have patty-cake love, they just sit there and try to lead each other on.

by thankyou4askin October 29, 2011

Platyratpusstritch

A 50 feet tall whore, who walks around creepin' on every guy that she see's, even though she is ugly as fuck & they all run away scared, or hit it & quit it! They usually travel in packs, but recently one left the pack & is now residing in willis, texas preying on the boys there, that are most likely out of her league. The Platyratpusstritch was originally from austrailia, & are hunted by the bohse's, Bohse's are the baddest bitches in the world, & no one would dare mess with them, but anyways, Platyratpusstritches are PUSSYS, they wont say shit, or stand up for there selves, because they are just that damn ugly!

" Damn kylie, that ugly Platyratpusstritch is talking shit again, call up the bohse's lets handle it"

"Courtney, do you see that Platyratpusstritch over there!? i feel sick she's so uglyy!"

" Ugh, kylie i feel sick, i better look at a Platyratpusstritch so i can throw up!"

"Oh my god courtney, look at that Platyratpusstritch, its just so big"

by ThaBohse December 27, 2011