platonic

basically, the type of relationship that many men and women can never have together. this however does not stop many from trying.

in every "platonic" relationship, sexual tension is very high.

by squirrelgirl September 5, 2005

platonic energy

Used to describe a lack of romantic chemistry. Term most often used by new age or granola types.

After their date, the yoga instructor told Sandy that he felt they had good platonic energy, but that he did not feel a romantic connection.

by Lotusflower February 16, 2007

Platonic sex

Sexual relations between a man and a woman in which there are no emotions, but instead a feeling of friendship. Men typically enjoy this form of sexual intercourse, where as women typically dislike it. This phrase is a contradiction to itself.

"Bro, I just had sex with Megan!"

"Was it platonic sex?"

by Icecreamreaper August 16, 2011

platonic humping

platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.

My Aunt and her brother, my Uncle, made the entire room a bit uncomfortable when they began gyrating in the dance room. I had to explain to many outside the family that their dance required such platonic humping for effect.

by GsGood March 14, 2013

platonic

1. The tendency of women to develop close friendships with their male acquaintances, thereby pre-emptively eliminating any possibility of a romantic relationship, the result of which is to remove the poor schmuck's heart and shred it

2. The process by which attractive and otherwise eligible women, when faced by proffered declarations of romantic interest by a male acquaintance, destroy the ego and spirit of said acquaintance by declaring that they only want to be "friends."

Typical response from a female to a male in a platonic relationship:

"I have feelings for you too, I don't want to do anything that could jeopardize our friendship. You're like a brother to me."

by pimpdady May 17, 2006

platonic

to love someone as just a friend

me and my gay friend lol, we love each other but we aint EVER gonna have sex! I dont float his boat, and personaly he dont do it for me either lol! but we love each other and spend loads of time together!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Platonic Friend

A very close male friend that a woman has. Their relationship is strictly "just friends" and usually never involves anything sexual. Men do not have platonic friends, just simply women they haven't fucked yet.

Somewhere along the way, John made a wrong turn and slipped into the friends zone by not making a sexual move on Cindy.

Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"

Max: "No"

Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"

by McDavid53 August 6, 2008