by MA Oro December 05, 2023
Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.
by Makeyourdreamsbecomedreams June 08, 2018
by abbycidddy March 13, 2011
by DB190208KS October 17, 2017
An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.
Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.
by The Mediocre Bruh October 18, 2021
phd is the abbreviation for Pretty Huge Dick. This was something said by Superwog in the “if wogs were on the bachelor” video.
by SUPERWOGFAN100 December 03, 2023
Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…
by redbirds003 August 16, 2024